Oh, Anne. I’m sure that in the likely event that you win for Best Supporting Actress tonight and get to trot out the “I’m so overwhelmed, gee, me? Wow, I’m crying too hard and too out of breath to get through this totally prepared and over-rehearsed speech”…. you will regret that you accessorized that dress with a necklace that completely ruins the neckline (though with those oddly placed and finished darts, maybe no one is even noticing). OK, maybe I’ll regret it for her. She’ll probably be too busy gloating over her triumph.

Imagine how amazing a pair of killer earrings would have looked with this dress and that cropped hair: pink diamonds, or tourmalines or emeralds. Or if it had to be a necklace, a choker much higher up. SOMETHING. But what a waste of a necklace. And an opportunity. The gown is Prada. The necklace is superfluous.