In the immortal words of The Partridge Family, I think I love you … you being these passive aggressive mismatched earrings by Chopova Lowena. Though they would probably work better if you gave one away to your (un?) beloved?

Described as, “Silver-plated brass earrings in black featuring graphic and text in silver-tone. Crystal-cut detailing in red and blue at face. Post-stud fastening. Approx. 1.25″ diameter.”

These sell for USD$275.