I think it’s a safe bet that Dakota Johnson will be on a lot of worst dressed lists tomorrow. For one thing, that frill (or is it a furbelow, and yes that’s a word and not a pun, though it kind of is) on her lap … someone should tell her napkins are provided at the Governor’s Ball. For another, the material looks like a cheap polyester creased mess. But no, it’s Gucci. Though it looks like a rejected costume from a Joan Crawford test shoot. Oh, and the jewels are Cartier. But the egregious everything else (and I haven’t even mentioned the flat hair. Oh wait, I just did) detract completely from the jewels. So now you know what it takes to upstage Cartier. A total lack of taste everywhere else.