Rooney Mara’s stylist must hate her. In addition to being jewel-less, who suggested to her that it would be a great idea to look like 16 ounces of homogenized latte? Note: when you disappear into the cream background, this is not a good thing. The dress is like a couture version of blue screen.

And why did her hairdresser think it would be a fab idea to have her hair pulled back to tightly that her ears look alien and elfin and the little top knot looks like she’s waiting to be yanked heaven-ward by her hair? The gown is by Givenchy, thus cementing in my mind the thought that Riccardo Tisci really hates women.