You know this is aimed at someone who doesn’t have a white collar office job. Or shepherding kids around all day. Or, well, most things that don’t require a hand unadorned by chains and spikes. (Sadly, this definitely rules out balloon animal artist.)

Even for evening, I’m likely too practical to wear this bracelet with attached rings, by Eddie Borgo. I would be worried about the chains catching on clothing or stockings, or whatever, and if the chains didn’t get me, the spikes probably would. I also wonder how that piece would fit every hand, even with open backed, adjustable rings (which Net-A-Porter says they are). But it’s good news for lefties, because it is designed to be worn on that hand.

I do think it’s a cool piece and at least Borgo is branching out from the repetitive spike design (well, sort of); if it intrigues you, it’s USD $750 at the aforementioned Net-A-Porter.