Is it very wrong that I would love to see someone (anyone!) at the Academy Awards stroll down the red carpet wearing these fab lambskin bunny ears by Paris-based Bernard Missolin? I mean, they’re all wink, wink, nudge, nudge BUNNY EARS. I am sure whoever would be seated behind Ms. Bunny Ear Wearing Celeb would be kind of bent out of shape at the obstruction of their view, but hey, they have those huge monitors and it gives you a great excuse to get up and gab at the bar. The Oscars are such a long-winded bore fest. Especially with the stunning dearth of jewels.

This little number cost £149 on Missolin’s site. Think of them as an alternative tiara for the rest of us.