It’s Madonna, so well. Madonna. Right? First of all, she’s starting to look a lot like Rachel Zoe. No, this is not a good thing. Not sure what the bedazzled thing covering her right hand is, but this is also not a good thing. And the cross. Which Madonna seems to haul out every time she wants to try to appear edgy.

And poor David Banda. I mean, he’s styling. He looks great. Props for the Maltese cross pin on his lapel and the fedora. But seriously, to haul your kid out onto what appears to be his first red carpet (and the Grammys is photog central) so you can do a mom and me dress-alike? Cheesy, Madge.

The entire look is what might have happened if Michael Jackson and Zoe had (who knows how or why??) reproduced. And the offspring ain’t winning any beauty contests.