In the event cheap and cheerful is not your thing, but blingy and expensive and cheerful is, I present to you these lovely diamond earrings by Etername.

Available through shopbazaar.com they are an impressive 3 inches long, and an inch and a half across. And also an impressive USD $37,550. For your car (I mean earrings) you get nearly six carats of diamonds set in 18k white gold. Personally, I’d take the earrings and opt for cabs when required.