The skirt on Sofia Vergara’s ball gown is big. Like, fill up a room big. So I have to ask … how do you get in and out of a tiny bathroom stall with dignity and dryness while clothed in that?

Oh, and yeah. That necklace. (Yeah, Lorraine Schwartz.) One word. Why? Why blue flowers with an all black outfit by Zac Posen? Why does it look like the earrings don’t match? And what’s up with that necklace?

Questions. That outfit provokes a lot of ’em.