Now that you have (or want to acquire) all that jewellery, where are you going to put it all?

George Carlin’s famous “stuff” monologue aside, it makes sense to have something ridiculously elegant and luxurious in which to house your precious treasures. Created with painted anaconda, Weinstock describes the chest this way: “An exotic jewelry box that defies description in conventional language. It is the most luxurious treasure chest that you will ever find. Its meticulous craftwork, wrapped in gorgeous skins, will cradle your most precious valuables in grandeur.”

The case measures 18″W x 18″D x 39″H and is custom made. It sells for USD $24,784. In my world, that would buy a lot of jewellery. But I suspect that for anyone who can afford this, it’s one less item in their collection.