Nothing quite says, “I have $7500 I don’t need to spend on anything useful,” quite like this pair of diamond earphone covers by Deos Style.

If you are like most people I know, you probably don’t keep careful track of your phone or Ipod or other music listening device earphones. But I’m betting that spending eight grand would probably sharpen your focus. (Do they come with GPS?)

These are VS brilliant cuts, weighing about 4.5 carats, set in titanium that will slip over your existing headphones, though they do come with a set included. If you like the look but actually have bills to pay, you’re in luck. Crystal  headphone covers re available for $100 and they also come with actual headphones included.