My inner drag queen gave a tiny squeal when I found these. They’re just barely the other side of elegant (it’s the plastic stones instead of glass) and at three inches long, the perfect thing to liven up a boring and basic grocery shopping trip.

They are on offer from Capwell and Co. and are a mix of the aforementioned plastic, glass and plated brass for the cheery price of USD $32. For when you just gotta be fierce.