If you, like “Girls” Zosia Mamet, ever plan to make your breasts the centerpiece of your outfit (and frankly, I tend to advise against it), a few words of advice.

Perhaps don’t give them the black bar of shame as though they were in the witness protection program? Or perhaps use that space to send some kind of message like, oh, I don’t know, Save the Whales”? Or perhaps just opt for cleavage and something sparkly or an optical illusion or …

I give up.

Mamet doesn’t look too pleased and even her breasts look sad to be highlighted like this.  Something tells me a stylist somewhere in WeHo is getting ripped off speed dial…