Klutz that I am (I have managed to make the platinum band of my ring oval shaped; don’t ask me how) I can imagine how I would likely whack at least one of these gorgeous pearls out of its setting in short order.

If you, however, are more refined, please consider this bauble. Featuring South Sea pearls set in 18k yellow gold and accented with pave diamonds, seller CoutureLab describes the piece thus: “Crafted in the SAZINGG atelier in Miami by expert jewelers, Venezuelan jewelry designer Irene Zingg incorporates elements of nature when creating her limited-edition pieces, blending unusual and exotic combinations of color and textured stones.”

It retails for £11,000 but considering it fits two fingers, it’s almost like getting two rings for the price of one. Isn’t it? And it has an epic, almost Little Shop of Horrors quality to it. Feed me Seymour, indeed.