The Screen Actors Guild Awards last night, popularly known as the SAG Awards, might have described my spirits watching the usual parade of A-Z list celebs sadly underadorned. Or maybe SAG just stands for Strenuously Avoiding Glitz.

If you had access to stylists, and jewellers happy to open their vaults and lend you something sparkly and gorgeous … wouldn’t you take advantage of that? I think celebs are so afraid of being called out on a worst dressed list, they opt for what they think is tasteful but is just plain and boring. In the rush to be considered elegant they are just bland.

But lest you despair totally, here’s a photo of  Sofia Vergara, of Modern Family, wearing just about the only glittery item larger than a pea that I could find. And the bling is real, dolls – courtesy of Lorraine Schwartz. Vergara gets extra points for the stunning matching cuff bracelet.