This is just unabashed, in your face big ol’ diamond ring. Well, faux, but who’s asking?

There is no carat size specified but this looks like at least 2 or 3 carats. Big and can’t miss it, with a centre round and two side trillions, for those occasions when you just want bling and lots of it. Available from Neiman Marcus for USD $685. The site says the setting is 14k, but in the order details it says silver so best to ask when ordering if this is a deal breaker (though it’s always nice to know exactly what you’re getting!)