Not a candidate for the glitz and glitter thrown at you by the wedding industry? Want to celebrate your union with wit and for less than a few thou? Miami based Sara Wilson, in her Mushka line, offers these Hitched rings. For a mere USD $133 apiece, proclaim the end of your single days loud and clear. And if things don’t turn out well, you can always add UN instead of getting rid of the ring completely… Available at Artisan LA.

What can I say…GENIUS!!!