Is your love life one gigantic crime of passion? Or do you just really, really have a thing for CSI? Either way, you can turn that well known police restraint into a fashion statement with this 18k gold handcuff bracelet from Jack Vartanian. This piece is a favourite of celeb stylist Rachel Zoe; in solid gold, it retails for just under USD $5,000; with pave diamonds, it’s $10,200. For those who want to keep their illicit activity on the down low, there’s also a necklace version, for just over $1000. You can put this in someone’s Christmas stocking (or slip it into their cell) here.